Shambling Joe

Name: Shambling Joe

Preferred Job Responsibilities: Vanquishing evil, carrying heavy boxes, maybe some gardening Qualifications/Career Accomplishments: I once faced a rust monster. Need I say more? Organizations Currently/Previously Affiliated With: Well there was that whole business with the War but I assumed that's assumed. Education: Nothing but the open sky and loamy earth! Price for Hire: I've always wanted to locate a living specimen of the rare Cernunnos' Horns flower. I'd happily work for some help with that. Tagline? I was trying "I'll make your heart sing!" for awhile but now I'm fond of "For the Heartland!" Best or Worst Job Experience? Well there was that time The Great Tree Ironnut and I held a month long conversation. It took us that long just to figure out what we were talking about, and then he just wanted someone to pick up a jay's nest that had fallen out years ago. I did find the nest, but of course all the birds had flown off.